McDonald’s

I dated someone who got home with a bag from McDonald’s which he had eaten in the car for lunch, and a piece of paper that had been touched after eating said lunch. The paper had a grease spot on it from his hands, so he decided he needed to cut that part of the paper off and then used Windex to clean the scissors that had cut the piece of paper.

That’s about when I decided that I couldn’t handle that level of cleanliness and we would need to split up.

-A.G.

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