Aliens

After only a short time dating, I went to pick him up (I like to drive) and he was running a little late getting ready and was still in the tub. I talked with his mom for a while, only to be interrupted by him storming out of the bathroom in his towel claiming he had blacked out and the only explanation was an alien abduction, because there were 3 pimples on his thigh that made a triangle that were not there before. When we got in the car I tried to explain that any 3 points make a triangle, and the fact he didn’t get that bothered me more than the abduction story.

-M.

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