One time I told a guy about my childhood trauma and subsequent adolescent wild ways, and then he told me about how he had murdered someone as a teen. He then said, “oh, but what was that about you fucking older men?” and then it turned out he was LYING. But first, my dumbass was like ooooooh teen murderer!! gotta collect ’em all.
-V.C.
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