The first red flag was that one of his Bumble profile pictures was of him sitting on top of his car, very obnoxiously. The second was that our first conversation (on Bumble) was about Chipotle, and he said he wanted to lick sour cream off my ass. Later, he ditched me because he was on a Xanax bender for an entire week. Jesus take the wheel.
-D.E.
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