Fruit

I once drove over an hour in a horrible snowstorm to hang out with my boyfriend. I spun 360 degrees in the middle of the freeway at one point, risked my life. When I finally showed up, he was playing a video game with that dumbass headset on and wouldn’t even acknowledge me. He would sit at the tv to play video games after work before he even took his coat off and not get up for hours. There were cans of half-eaten fruit sitting around the tv, and if you tapped one, fruit flies would come storming out.

-J.A.