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Housekeeping
My ex had a bunk bed frame in his bedroom, but a mattress on the floor, and he was like 38 years old. He lived in a college town and also just didn’t shower. I once genuinely worried I had to get a tetanus shot after falling and cutting my hand on an unknown objectContinue reading “Housekeeping”
Safety first
When we’d walk down the street, if I was closer to the road than he was, he’d grab my upper arm so hard it would bruise and physically YANK me to his other side so hard I would stumble, and tell me “a man makes sure a woman doesn’t walk next to the road. YouContinue reading “Safety first”
Romance
He referred to licking my clit twice before jackhammering my cervix as “going down on me.” -T.J.
Fruit
I once drove over an hour in a horrible snowstorm to hang out with my boyfriend. I spun 360 degrees in the middle of the freeway at one point, risked my life. When I finally showed up, he was playing a video game with that dumbass headset on and wouldn’t even acknowledge me. He wouldContinue reading “Fruit”
Katrina
This guy I was hopelessly in love with borrowed my car, but locked the keys inside. This was in New Orleans after Katrina, and Triple A was hard to get. It took forever, I was so stressed, I thought I was gonna miss work. The AAA guy came and jimmied my car, I paid him,Continue reading “Katrina”
Feline
When I brought home a guy after our first date, things were going REALLY well. When we started to make out, he started growling. Like a cat. Like a big cat. And had a tiger tattoo. Which is fine on its own, but the sexual cat growls made the combo concerning. -V.L.