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A girl I was dating told me she didn’t pay her bills. Like not that someone else paid them, but that she was like the guy in Office Space and just decided to stop paying and hadn’t paid anything in over 2 years and was in a lot of trouble. But she was cute. -B.L.

I dated someone who kept me around as an “option” then, on the morning of celebrating my 22nd birthday, I woke up hungover in his bathroom while he was in bed with some girl. -R.G.

I wanted to take this girl out, so I offered to take her out for a cup of coffee as our first date. She replied, “Coffee is for grownups.” -C.L.

My ex accused me of cheating on him. (I wasn’t.) I was just super shocked and pissed when I should have left. -K.M.

My ex girlfriend was constantly touching me inappropriately in front of people—so much so that I had to have a “safe word” to get her to stop. Also she would just stare at me all the time. Especially if we were out socializing and I was just trying to talk to other people. -J.M.

I dated an older man for 10 months. He was a closeted bisexual who wanted me to help him live out a fantasy, and kept pressuring me to invite another man into our relationship. I declined repeatedly, saying I wasn’t comfortable sharing him with someone else. Eventually, he just stopped responding to my texts andContinue reading “Older man”

After only a short time dating, I went to pick him up (I like to drive) and he was running a little late getting ready and was still in the tub. I talked with his mom for a while, only to be interrupted by him storming out of the bathroom in his towel claiming heContinue reading “Aliens”

This person had to be very drunk in order to spend time with me on a regular basis. When I eventually brought it up, they asked me how I would feel if they were dating someone new. After we broke up I found out they’d been seeing someone else for three months and decided notContinue reading “A sobering moment”

I went on a first date with a guy who asked me what size I wore. He was like, “so what are you, a 4? Size small? Extra small at Gap?” I was stunned into silence. The worst part is, he was right. -K.B.

I dated an EMT who would take bets with her friends on when her patients would die. -Oh Naive Little Me