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I dated a guy who insisted on ordering Bloody Marys right before bar close. -S.F.

“I don’t have any friends.” “We don’t need anyone else, we’re in our own little world.” Babies if someone says this to you, they don’t have anyone for a reason. And they’re gonna try to isolate you from everyone in your life. -N.L.

I dated a guy whose #1 favorite TV show was Sex and the City. He made me act out a few of the dramatic scenes with him. He ultimately broke up with me because I said Carrie shouldn’t have told Aidan about her indiscretions with Big. By then I was hooked and had to finishContinue reading “Mr. Big”

I dated someone who got home with a bag from McDonald’s which he had eaten in the car for lunch, and a piece of paper that had been touched after eating said lunch. The paper had a grease spot on it from his hands, so he decided he needed to cut that part of theContinue reading “McDonald’s”

My college boyfriend was convinced he was being poisoned by his roommate (he was not). He locked up all his food items and threw away anything he forgot to lock up. -M.M.

On our first date, this guy reached over and plucked a single hair from my head, placing it lovingly in his wallet. After we broke up, he told me he collected all the strands of my hair from around his apartment and had put them all in an envelope that he wanted to send backContinue reading “Stray hairs”

I used to be in theatre. I was engaged to someone who would record my performances and decide whether or not I was “worthy” of love that day based off of how many seconds of applause I would get after my number. -K.M.