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The first red flag was that one of his Bumble profile pictures was of him sitting on top of his car, very obnoxiously. The second was that our first conversation (on Bumble) was about Chipotle, and he said he wanted to lick sour cream off my ass. Later, he ditched me because he was onContinue reading “Sour cream”

This dude chose to pick me up for a date in his beater car that could only turn left. He wasn’t embarrassed at all that we took left turns all the way to dinner. -J.M.

One week into dating my college math professor, he got insanely mad at me because I wouldn’t go to New York to be at his dying mother’s bedside. -L.L.

My ex cheated on me, and when I told him I’d prefer he not cheat on me, he told me I had “insane Disney-movie expectations” for what a real relationship is. When we finally broke up he would text me about how he was nervous to go see the girl he cheated on me with,Continue reading “Cinderella”

My ex wouldn’t tell his ex, who he hadn’t been with for more than 3 years, that he had started dating me in fear that she would stop talking to him. -X.R.

My ex worked at a rehabilitative high school for kids coming out of juvenile detention and he told me that he thought Black kids and Hispanic kids were stupid. He ran into one of his students outside the school one day, and got him high. And he wouldn’t let me put a BLM sign inContinue reading “Sandwich”

My ex wouldn’t let me drink during college. If I went out he refused to kiss me for DAYS. I missed out on so much during college. One day he broke up with me by just completely cutting me off. No explanation. Didn’t even tell me we were breaking up. Just literally refused to talkContinue reading “Cutoffs”

My ex straight up told me he thought he was a sociopath, and I was just like tra la la la la. He also wanted to be cryogenically frozen and even joined the society and paid dues. -A.L.

My ex used to fake being diabetic in order to excuse passing out drunk every night. Not even sure how that one computes. -L.M.

He had a binder of used ladies’ panties in his closet at his parents’ house. A binder. -A.L.