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He had a bunch of Funko Pop figurines still in the boxes displayed like actual art in his home. -D.C.

My ex told me he was curious about cannibalism. He really wanted to know what human flesh tastes like. I thought it was … a joke? -A.B.

I dated a guy who once stole all my Vicodin after I had had a surgery. Then he cheated on me. Then he dumped me when I was visiting him across the country. -A.K.

I once dated a guy who truly, truly believed he was a vampire. Lol. -A.S.

An ex once told me, “I only date cute or pretty girls. I don’t want to date a beautiful girl that every other guy is going to be looking at.”I also found a suicide letter he wrote to his ex after she dumped him, along with an old Valentine’s Day card and her old lipstick.Continue reading “Cute”

I had an ex who lied about his mom being dead! I only found out because she tagged him in something on Facebook. When I blew it up on my tv screen, he tried to say someone was managing her account. I had his bags packed up at my house and told him never toContinue reading “Grief-stricken”

He was married. Like actively married. He had sworn up and down he and his wife didn’t even sleep in the same bed any more and that they had an agreement. He had two kids with her after we “dated.” -D.C.

I dated my chemistry professor in college. After a few weeks of dating, he was crying and said “I just want you to tell me you want me, that you need me, and love me” because I didn’t call him to hang out early enough that day. It took 2 tries for me to breakContinue reading “Chemistry”

A graffiti boy I dated said “I don’t consider myself a feminist” and then told me he listened to the Joe Rogan Experience. -M.H.

One time I told a guy about my childhood trauma and subsequent adolescent wild ways, and then he told me about how he had murdered someone as a teen. He then said, “oh, but what was that about you fucking older men?” and then it turned out he was LYING. But first, my dumbass wasContinue reading “Murderer”