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He used shaving cream as hair gel. -S.W.

I dated a guy who did NOT like tattoos, which is chill, I guess to each their own, but he didn’t make this known until AFTER we’d been dating for a few months. Despite my very visible tattoos. He would constantly judge me whenever I got a new one, and when we finally had itContinue reading “Ink”

He told people we were in an open relationship. We weren’t. -S.S.

I had an ex tell me that I was possessed by a demon and that I needed an exorcism. -T.P.

He had no real furniture, he slept on a mattress on the floor, and there was kitty litter in the bed which he was like “oh just sweep it off, it’s fine.” -D.C.

I once dated a guy that called his mom like 3 times a day. He consulted her for every decision. -A.N.

While dating an ex, I found a thumb drive (we had had the same color/brand, got them confused) with a slideshow of naked women set to Britney Spears music. Once I confronted him about it, he punched himself in the head repeatedly, poured hot cocoa over our computer keyboard, and immediately denied doing any ofContinue reading “Slave4U”

My ex never wanted to have sex with me, and then yelled at me after we finally had sex on vacation and there was a little period blood. (That was the last time we had sex.) -A.K.

I once dated a guy who didn’t want me to go out with my friends without him, but who insisted on going out without me. He was actually cheating on me for over a year. -S.S.

I dated a guy who wouldn’t let me come over to his house, because his ex’s mom owned the house, and he felt it was disrespectful. Came to find out he lived with the ex. And they were not in fact broken up. -M.M.