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Some guy who was my “boyfriend” for 2 weeks in middle school was known to say things like “I don’t really like black people.” When I ran into him as an adult, he said I was his first kiss. He was a disgusting kisser. -S.U.

In high school I really liked a guy who I was pretty sure was gay, but when he agreed to be my boyfriend I thought I’d been wrong. Then he told me he was having a hard time choosing between “Candy Perfume Girl” by Madonna, or “Part of Your World” from the Little Mermaid soundtrack,Continue reading “Candy Perfume Girl”

My ex told me he cheated on me because his aunt and uncle got divorced when he was a kid and it fucked him up. I was 18 and he was 23 at the time. -E.T.

I dated a guy who was so insecure he constantly emailed or Facebook messaged other women for validation. -S.S.

I used to wear thin accent belts with dresses. My ex husband told me it looked like I tied a ribbon around a ham. -A.N.

I dated someone for a number of months who had a painting of his ex-girlfriend in his room. -A.B.

He already had one violent felony under his belt. *long sigh* -B.B.

My ex boyfriend had bought a house next door to his mom. -H.S.

*warning: this one is not for the faint of heart* I once continued to hang out with a dude for like 9 months even after I found out from his old roommates that he used to have a wall in his bedroom at their former house that was covered in brownish gunk. It was hisContinue reading “Oh No Baby What Is You Doing”

Watch out for the “only a mattress on the floor” guy, especially after age 25. -K.P.