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My ex went on tour with a girl band from Japan as their driver. He texted me a week later telling me he was breaking up with me and dating the singer of the band. He came home from the tour married to her and told me I was a “fat nerd.” -E.R.

My ex was an anarchist who supposedly used to live in a commune, tagged a lot of our neighborhood, and brought back several lbs of marijuana from Arizona on a Greyhound bus. Told me several times he would kill himself if I left him. Spent my money and time helping him get a license, aContinue reading “Anarchy”

A guy I dated wanted to take me to his mom’s house to introduce me to her on our first date. He told me the names he already had picked out for his future children. He also went tanning. -E.R.

When he got mad that I cried after really good sex cause I felt a deep connection. He legit got up, started yelling at me and berating me. That was three weeks in. I should have ran but I ended up married to him for three years. Sad but I learned a lot. -A.S.

His parents had custody of his kid, and he still denied that he had a kid, and never spent time with the kid. -K.D.

This guy got really cozy sitting across the bar from me once, looked me dead in the eye, and gurgled out, “Women over 30 who haven’t had kids yet are broken in the upstairs” and then poked himself in the eye when he tried to tap his noggin. -L.D.

I once dated a guy who had no friends and lived in a halfway house. That one is on me. -E.K.

Answered his ex girlfriend’s phone call during sex. -L.B.

He was the type of person who didn’t ever seem to have anything nice to say about anyone he knew, and was constantly shedding friends. Talking shit and ending friendships is fine but there’s a point where they both become concerning. -S.V.

“You aren’t gonna wear that, are you?” -X.R.