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He was just paroled. -K.S.

I dated a guy who liked to save bodily detritus: hair, nail clippings. Was kind of obsessed with pee jars and had a few old ones rolling around in his car. -K.K.

I dated a guy that kept an open beer on his nightstand because he couldn’t sleep through the night without drinking. This person didn’t remember asking me out so when I broke up with him, he insisted he wasn’t actually dumped because we weren’t dating in the first place. He was just living in aContinue reading “Beer”

I once tried to convince myself that a guy’s light-up bed was cool. Frosted glass headboard, lights behind it. My best gay had me repeat myself aloud and I was like OH GOD WHAT AM I DOING. -L.H.

He told me, “women who wear black nail polish are degenerate sluts who never get hired anywhere.” I love this because my nails are black 99% of the time lol. -L.Z.

“I’m not sure what I want and I don’t want to post my relationship status on social media.”“I don’t have a lot of friends.”And he talked shit about his ex. Nope. -S.C.

I once dated a dude who called himself D3. Which was short for Dirty Dick Dastardly. I wish I could explain him. Knowing him, it doesn’t even seem weird to say this because he’s really such a freak. He was one of the most fun guys I ever dated but he was too fun. AlsoContinue reading “D3”

I dated someone who taught me what “lovebombing” was before I knew the word or feeling. He didn’t tell me he had a 5-year-old daughter until two months in. Then waited another month and a half to tell me he had a second child, a 13-year-old son he didn’t like so didn’t ever acknowledge. -M.D.

“I don’t like to laugh,” he said, with a completely straight face. That was our last date. -L.D.

He wore a kimono around the house non-ironically. -E.K.