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After moving in with my ex, we began binging Dexter. He confronted me one day saying that he’s never identified with a character’s temperament more, and that he was convinced he was a sociopath. This was just him setting the scene to tell me he didn’t love me anymore and to kick me out ofContinue reading “Dexter”

I dated a guy who told me he had seen the devil. Like, for real, seen the devil, and talked with him. I also found out he had 3 kids that he wasn’t allowed to see. Between those two facts, I figured he may not be the person for me. -A.G.

I met a guy on Tinder for a one night stand, and he had nothing in his apartment besides a mattress on the floor, two giant white folding tables with a fuckton of music equipment, and a pair of bloodied jeans stapled to his wall. It wasn’t until after we hooked up that he askedContinue reading “Wall art”

I dated a guy who thought he was better than my family and friends, and never kept his own relationships unless they had something he wanted. He always told me he admired my passion and drive in life… and without correlating the two, slowly drove a wedge between me and my people and isolated me.Continue reading “Better than”

One guy I hooked up with was a guy from my group of friends. Unbeknownst to me at the time, he did a charcoal drawing of me based on a yeeeaarrrsss old Facebook photo, wrapped it up, and delivered it to my friend’s shop where I was working. So I show up to the shopContinue reading “Charcoal”

There was a guy in my 20s that I was seeing but we never Dated because he was “too much.” Just always clingy and wanted too much of my time. One of the times I said I didn’t want to hang out, because I was too tired (but really I wanted to hang out withContinue reading “Too much”

The first time we broke up, he did so by calling me on the phone while I was at work. -Big Oof

I married someone who owned two Dan Brown books. And moved them across the country. Twice. -H.L.

I dated a guy who didn’t enjoy food. It was an annoyance that, in life, we have to eat. He wrapped hot dogs in American cheese and a tortilla and called that dinner. And we aren’t talking like the occasional hangover food. If the man had a personal fridge, it would be hot dogs AmericanContinue reading “Didn’t enjoy food”

I had moved to a new city out of my ex’s house; we were still technically together when I moved, but things were not working out (for a myriad of reasons, but the main one is that I had caught him cheating on me with his ex girlfriend, who I found out he had pressuredContinue reading “Best friend’s birthday”